Gisele Bundchen Puts Franchise Tag on Tom Brady

US Magazine reported this morning that New England Patriot’s star QB Tom Brady (no, not Matt Cassel) has wed his Brazilian Supermodel girlfriend Gisele Bundchen in California yesterday. Bundchen and her three dogs wore matching Dolce and Gabbana floral lace collars, explaining why it took Brady three years to decide to actually marry her.

Before dating Brady, Bundchen dated actor Leonardo DiCaprio and tom-brady-and-gisele11-206x3001pro-surfer Kelly Slater proving that hooking up with other famous and hot people does, indeed, make you more famous and hot. “I just want to stay in the limelight so that the public never forgets how amazingly good-looking I am,” Bundchen implied through her actions.

Bundchen hopes the marriage constitutes an “exclusive” franchise tag, and the contract will exist for over one year, as long as the media stays interested. Brady and Bundchen have not yet revealed who the 2nd string husband will be in case Brady gets hurt again. Drew Bledsoe is currently not working and available.

Also not yet announced are the Las Vegas odds for the length of this marriage, or betting lines for how many children and how much the media will pay for baby pictures.

Article also posted on National Lampoon’s Splog and posted on Player Press

One Response to Gisele Bundchen Puts Franchise Tag on Tom Brady

  1. mdbirdlover says:

    Good job. How handsome is this man, anyway?

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