Shockey Asses Out in Vegas

May 26, 2009

“I’ve fallen cause I got too drunk!”

New Orleans Tight End Jeremy Shockey took a quick trip to the hospital Sunday where he was treated for dehydration after he was found unconscious. No surgery to remove his pride was necessary.

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Vick Moves from Jailhouse to House Arrest

May 24, 2009

If you are excited that former Atlanta Falcons star Michael Vick is out of jail, you’re probably a cat person.
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Thoughts on the New Yankee Stadium

May 22, 2009

Being the privileged New Yorker that I am, I managed to experience the New Yankee Stadium for my first times this past weekend by going to Friday night’s game and Saturday’s afternoon game. Of course, I have an opinion about the new venue…

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Sponsors Shy Away, Jones Declares “Cowboys Stadium”

May 14, 2009

As of yesterday, the new $1.1 billion Dallas Cowboys stadium has a name, “Cowboys Stadium,” a creative reinvention of the former venue’s name, “Texas Stadium.” Read the rest of this entry »

Don’t Call It a Comeback: Favre Whores Out to the Media, Round 54

May 7, 2009

Brett Farve is herpes, and the beginning of the off-season is the only time of year we get a quick dose of Valtrex. Read the rest of this entry »

Kentucky Fried Derby

May 4, 2009

159,563 mint julep drinkers and their hats attended Churchill Downs on Saturday to watch the 135th running of the Kentucky Derby.

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