Ochocinco Tests His Knee… In Bed

Chad Johnson, now known as Ochocinco, has self-diagnosed his questionable knee as okay after some bedroom activities.

Chad Ochocinco Johnson bruised his knee as his team bruised their ego in a pathetic 37-0 loss in the Meadowlands to the Jets on Sunday. In preparation for their rematch in Cincinnati this weekend, the Bengals need a spark to get them going.

Some find sparks in the bedroom.

“I had sex yesterday,” Ochocinco told Brian Costello of the NY Post. “With some of the moves I did — I should be fine.”

But can professional football and sex really be compared?

Both are games of inches where you want to get it to the tight end, go deep and score. Motion needs to be properly planned for the right time. See, the NFL and sex are about penetration. The activities are workouts that make participants sweat and often involve one’s ass up in the air. An incompletion is disappointing in either case, although interference may be worse and could be penalized. The only significant difference is that in sex, you don’t want to be in the Red Zone.

All in all, even though Chad Johnson later tweeted that his comment was merely a joke, comparing football to sex makes a lot of sense.

Also posted on National Lampoon’s Splog and on Player Press

2 Responses to Ochocinco Tests His Knee… In Bed

  1. tony says:

    ha. how long did it take you to come up with that analogy? its pretty spot on

  2. Me says:

    Good points, I think I will definitely subscribe! I’ll go and read some more! What do you see the future of this being?

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