February 26, 2010

MLB commissioner Bud Selig will not implement blood testing for human growth hormone in the minor leagues or majors anytime in the foreseeable future because home runs are fun.

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Guide to Winter Olympic Sports

February 17, 2010

Ladies and Gentlemen, Your Guide to Vancouver’s 2010 Winter Olympic Games!

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Team USA Bailout

February 11, 2010

With the New Orleans Saints winning the Superbowl and curing the ailments of Hurricane Katrina, the country can move forward to the upcoming Olympics for the next patriotic cause: bailing out Team USA.

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Not Much Happening With Baseball Right Now

February 4, 2010

If you have no interest in hurricanes or the Peyton Manning Dynasty, don’t turn to baseball to entertain you right now. Nothing’s going on.

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Semi-Pro Bowl Fills Sunday Before Superbowl

February 1, 2010

For the first time, the NFL’s Semi-Pro Bowl occupied the Sunday before Superbowl. The game featured NFL players that won’t be in the Superbowl playing touch football.

No Hawaii Vacation This Year!

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