Stephen Strasburg is the buzz of the minor leagues. The Washington National’s top prospect, the ace-in-waiting, has yet to throw a Major League pitch and is already drawing high bids from reckless spenders on the only place for thoughtless spending: eBay.
In Game 4 of the Eastern Conference Finals (part of the NBA finals trimester 3 of 3… Finals are due soon!), Dwight Howard of the Orlando Magic was found guilty of sports crime 10-7c, Section B: sucking at free throws.
New York Mets pitcher John Maine was pulled from yesterday’s game after just one batter that he didn’t even hit. Massive amounts of disagreement followed.
Oh, Lawrence Taylor! I had the same feeling when I found out that LT raped a 16-year old as I did when I found out he was doing Dancing with the Stars… which is something like, “Great, now I have to make sure people know that I only like him as an athlete and not at all as person.”
Dallas Cowboys quarterback and media spotlight lover Tony Romo opened himself to headlines like the one of this article by appearing on NBC’s weight loss show. Giants, Eagles and Redskins fans everywhere laugh.
The YES Network (Yankees Entertainment and Sports) will team up with DirectTV to air the first 3-D baseball game this summer. Welcome to the future, Hoverboards coming soon!