Now That The Yankees Have Had Time to Set Up a Killer Party for Him, Jorge Posada Officially Announces Retirement

January 27, 2012

Months after most baseball fans assumed he would retire, and weeks after it was informally announced that he would retire, Jorge Posada actually said the words, “I’m going to retire.”

Say Goodbye to Jorge and His Chins

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Terrell Owens: “I Wonder if the NFL Thinks of me Even Half as Much as I Think of Them.”

January 25, 2012

Football player and flamboyant drama king, Terrell Owens told his personal trainer that he misses the NFL. After advising to spread the word that he’s interested in playing real professional football again, Owens said, “it’ll be different this time… I’ve changed, I promise I’ve changed!”

Terrell Owens Doing What He Does Best of Late, Crying

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Jason Kidd Out At Least Three Games With Arthritis

January 10, 2012

Dallas Mavericks Point Guard Jason Kidd will miss several games that may or may not miss him.

Mmmm... Jersey Tastes Like Medicine!

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Indy-cision 2012

January 4, 2012

The Indianapolis Colts won 8 fewer games this season than they did last year, playing an entire season without beloved franchise hero quarterback Peyton Manning. Naturally, this has made the Colts unsure if they should stick with their Man(ning) or take their chances with Luck.

Indy-Ceision 2012... They're even wearing the Republican/Democrat colors to make the analogy that much more obvious!

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