Gisele Bundchen Bombs First Ever Encounter with Hecklers

Supermodel Gisele Bundchen is a gorgeous woman who probably never had the experience of being heckled until Sunday night, when the New England Patriots lost to the New York Giants in the Super Bowl again.

Gissy and Tommy Talk Through Another Tough Loss

At Lucas Oil Stadium, after Super Bowl XLVI concluded with another New York Giants victory over the New England Patriots, Giants fans noted that QB Eli Manning has been successful in 2-out-of-2 Championship games against her  husband, QB Tom Brady.

“My husband cannot [expletive starting with “f” and ending with “ucking”] throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time,” she replied in the heat of the moment. “I can’t believe they dropped the ball so many times.”

Justin Tuck Flashes the NFL Sign for Vagina in Tom Brady's General Direction

While many sports analysts (and all New England fans who choose not to blame the loss on TE Rob Gronkowski’s injury) agree with Mrs. Brady, her comment makes Tom look like a pussy an even bigger pussy.

Cursing and blaming are not the best things to do when trying to deal with a second Super Bowl loss in four years, but the poor beauty had simply never been heckled before and had no idea how to behave.

“You’d think she would have learned some integrity from coach Belichick,” Gisele’s friend Claudia Schiffer said before someone reminded her that Belichick is a cheater with no integrity. “Oh,” Schiffer said, “well then just be impressed that [Gisele] knows who all these football people are!”

One of the football people, Justin Tuck, showed that Brady is no longer in his prime… that he’s more of a Terrible Tom than Tom Terrific. During the first Patriots offensive play of the game, Tuck forced the New England QB to back-peddle in fear and throw the ball to no man’s land.

What the officials called “intentional grounding” may have, according to Bundchen, been another missed opportunity by the Patriots receivers.

How Did No Patriot Catch This Throw? I Mean, Really!

Completely unbiased and not-at-all-bitter analyst and former Giants running back Tiki Barber agrees with the Brazilian babe. Barber said, “Belichick is a genius, Brady is a super star and Eli has a weird voice. Obviously, this was not a Giants victory, but a Patriots loss. Now please sign me next season… I have an ex-wife to pay, ya know?”

Current Giants running back Brandon Jacobs has allegedly told reporters that Gisele Bundchen, “…just needs to continue to stay cute and shut up.” The statement, coincidentally, is identical to what he’s being saying all year about MVP QB Eli Manning.

Also posted on National Lampoon, Funny Or Die and PlayerPress

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