Top NFL Draft Picks Debut the Fancy Suits They’ll Need for Court Later

April 27, 2012

The NFL is also a fashion show where top prospects show off proper courtroom attire that will likely be shown to a judge sometime in the near future.

To the surprise of no one, Andrew Luck is picked first in the 2012 NFL draft

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This Year’s NFL Draft to Feature 10% More Confetti

April 25, 2012

Aw at the Vast Quantity of Tiny Bits of Paper in the Air

In order to better highlight the celebratory tone just a little bit more, there will be 10% more confetti at this year’s NFL draft.

The NFL Draft Logo, However, Gets No Additional Confetti

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World Champion St. Louis Cardinals Focused On Reminding Public That They’re The World Champions

April 19, 2012

The World Champion St. Louis Cardinals Championship Team

The World Champion St. Louis Cardinals would like to make sure that people are aware that they are the reigning World Champions by noting their World Champion status as often as possible.

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