Portrait of an Athlete

May 10, 2011

Kazaam!

If you were looking to feel in-shape, you needed to look no farther than to Shaquille O’Neal at last night’s Game 4 playoff showdown between the Heat and the Celtics. He broke a sweat just getting off the bench.

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Nuggets Avoid Sweep, Force People to Look at Birdman For At Least One More Game

April 26, 2011

The Denver Nuggets defeated the Oklahoma City Thunder to avoid a first round sweep and force basketball fans all over the country to have to look at Chris “Birdman” Andersen for at least one more game.

Like an Even Worse Version of Biff from "Back to the Future"

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Rangers Impersonate Knicks by Blowing Lead, Game

April 21, 2011

The New York Rangers copied the New York Knicks by getting ahead before allowing their opponent to prevail with some gay feel-good come-from-behind penetration.

"Its jus me versus a bunch of old guys and Rondo" - Karma Low

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Building a Big Three in NYC

February 23, 2011

In their attempt to build their own Big Three in order to compete with the three elite teams in the NBA, the New York Knicks traded a team for Melo and that Chauncey fellow.

#2 of a Big 3

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Addressing Sports Rumors

January 7, 2011

It’s time to address some of the gossip topics floating around the sports world.

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I’ve Got Questions, I’ve Got Answers

October 11, 2010

MLB divisional series and NFL Week 5. I sit down with me to discuss.

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Lebron Digs a Black Hole

October 1, 2010

Right when it seemed like LeBron James was at the bottom of the popularity barrel, he digs deeper. LBJ moved into Bernie Madeoff levels of public hatred Wednesday night, when he told a CNN reporter that race is a factor in the overwhelming backlash against him, since he aired the ridiculousness that was The Decision.

 

We Are All Witnesses, In the Downfall of Lebron's Image

 

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Fan Urinates in Wound That is Cleveland

July 29, 2010

Too soon to wear a Lebron James Heat jersey to a Cleveland Indians home game where the Evil Empire New York Yankees are beating the tribe without providing the fans with A-Rod’s milestone piece of history? Yeah, yeah it is.

Fan in Lebron Heat Jersey

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The NBA Dilemma

July 23, 2010

Free Agency Alliance

As NBA Free Agents join their friends to form Dream Teams, the level of competition in the NBA becomes even more unbalanced. If it weren’t for the fact that professional sports are businesses working towards profits, now could be a good time to reduce the number of teams in league… since so many of them are irrelevant anyway.

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ESPN: “OMG, Lebron Tweeted Something!”

July 8, 2010

Hi! We’re ESPN and we love King James, the Chosen One, James Christ Superstar. We cover Lebron 25/8, that’s how much we care! Lebron Sweepstakes is the best thing ever in the history of modern sport.

Lebron loves himself almost as much as we here at ESPN love him!!!

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