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June 28, 2010

Now that the USA is out of the World Cup, we can return to our regularly scheduled programming: baseball.

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MLB Goes Against Tobacco, Continuing to Ignore the Real Drugs

April 15, 2010

Major League Baseball players have been chewing tobacco forever. But now, in the superficially politically correct health-conscious, but actually just really drunk society we live in, MLB and union officials want to ban tobacco in baseball.

If canned tuna is Chicken of the Sea, chewing tobacco is Habit of the Dugout

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Team USA Bailout

February 11, 2010

With the New Orleans Saints winning the Superbowl and curing the ailments of Hurricane Katrina, the country can move forward to the upcoming Olympics for the next patriotic cause: bailing out Team USA.

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