Yankees Avenge 2004 With Calculated, Dramatic Loss

September 29, 2011

Minutes after Boston lost in Camden Yards, the Yankees gave up a home run to Tampa Bay’s Evan Longoria.”That was easy,” Scott Proctor said.

Wamp wamp

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Billy Crystal to Pitch Final Game of Season for Yankees

September 27, 2011

Crystal at Practice Tuesday

Looking to literally “play” the last series of the season, the Yankees have named the longtime fan and lovable comedian Billy Crystal the starting pitcher for Wednesday’s final game of the regular season.

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Better Late Than Never: MLB Playoff Wild Card Race Gets Interesting

September 22, 2011

In order to get some attention back from the exciting opening weeks of the football, baseball has decided to make things interesting with a couple of wildcard races.

These Balls are For You!

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Random Report Challenges Yankee Haters to Step Up

April 29, 2010

In a recent report, the Yankees were declared the 5th most hated team in major league baseball. Clearly, there is no real science designed to determine true hatred levels.

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Baseball is Back!

April 6, 2010

Easter: Jesus’ Rebirthday where he came back to life as a bunny to hide chocolate eggs from the children. Is there any better way to celebrate then to play ball?

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Yankees Lovers and Haters

August 27, 2009

What other team evokes such strong feelings of love and hate? The New York Yankees provide intensity and passion for both fans and foes.

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The Evil Empire Strikes Back

August 10, 2009

You know when a good time to kick ’em is? When they’re down.

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Boston’s Beloved Busted

July 30, 2009

Manny Ramirez and David Ortiz are reported to be on “the list” of the Major League baseball players that tested positive for performance enhancing drugs is 2003.

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Pedro Becomes Philified

July 16, 2009

In a move to piss off two-former-teams-with-one-signing effort, starting pitcher Pedro Martinez has agreed on a contract with the NL East leading Philadelphia Phillies.

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Socked: The Yankees Inability to Beat Boston

June 12, 2009

This season the New York Yankees are 0-7 versus the rival Boston Red Sox. Painful, yes. Discouraging, yes. Obnoxious, yes. Upsetting, yes. Apocalyptic? No.

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