In an Attempt to Make Boston Fans Look Civilized, Vancouver Sets Itself on Fire

June 16, 2011

The "F!#K BOSTON" Sentiment is Shared By Many, But Usually With Less Fire

See title to be lured into reading this piece.

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Portrait of an Athlete

May 10, 2011

Kazaam!

If you were looking to feel in-shape, you needed to look no farther than to Shaquille O’Neal at last night’s Game 4 playoff showdown between the Heat and the Celtics. He broke a sweat just getting off the bench.

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Rangers Impersonate Knicks by Blowing Lead, Game

April 21, 2011

The New York Rangers copied the New York Knicks by getting ahead before allowing their opponent to prevail with some gay feel-good come-from-behind penetration.

"Its jus me versus a bunch of old guys and Rondo" - Karma Low

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It’s Baseball!

April 2, 2011

In honor of the return of baseball, here’s my preview on what to expect from the 29 major league baseball teams and the Mets.

This is the Face of America

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The NBA Dilemma

July 23, 2010

Free Agency Alliance

As NBA Free Agents join their friends to form Dream Teams, the level of competition in the NBA becomes even more unbalanced. If it weren’t for the fact that professional sports are businesses working towards profits, now could be a good time to reduce the number of teams in league… since so many of them are irrelevant anyway.

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