MNF Halftime Interviews: Da Bears vs. Women’s Bobsledding

November 6, 2012

In an effort to pollute every network with politics, in case you happened to somehow miss the Presidential campaign that has been going on for the past two years, the U.S. Presidential candidates appeared on ESPN at halftime of last night’s Monday Night Football game to not answer questions and mention football.

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Gisele Bundchen Bombs First Ever Encounter with Hecklers

February 8, 2012

Supermodel Gisele Bundchen is a gorgeous woman who probably never had the experience of being heckled until Sunday night, when the New England Patriots lost to the New York Giants in the Super Bowl again.

Gissy and Tommy Talk Through Another Tough Loss

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The NCAA Final Two

April 5, 2011

By the end of the first half, there was a 50/50 chance that the score at the end of regulation would be 50-50.

Houston, We Have Integrated Basketball

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Colts Waste Chance for Perfection

December 28, 2009

If Indy wins the Superbowl, NFLĀ  fans will always wonder if the Colts could have had perfection. If Indy does not win the Superbowl, fans will will always wonder if the Colts ruined their chances by sacrificing the best possible momentum going in the playoff: 16-straight wins.

To Jets: Merry Christmas! Love, Colts

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Manning a Deal

August 6, 2009

I support paying Eli Manning like he’s some soccer star because hey, he won THE Superbowl Championship of all Superbowl Championships. Do you remember how undefeated those Patriots were? Giants Cowboys Football

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I am Kobe Bryant

June 15, 2009

I am Kobe Bryant. I just won my fourth NBA championship this past Sunday on ABC. I’m sure you watched. As you know, I am great.

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