Erik Spoelstra Spanks Entire Miami Heat Team After No Good, Very Bad Game

May 18, 2012

Miami Heat Coach Erik Spoelstra was very upset after both stars Dwayne Wade and LeBron James forgot how to play basketball last night.

What they don’t want (ooh!), baby they got it!

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Knicks Never Even Wanted to Be in the Stupid Playoffs

May 3, 2012

Amare and Melo wondering what they’re doing still playing basketball when they really don’t have to at this point in the year

The New York Knicks are down 0-2 to the Miami Heat in the first round of the NBA playoffs, and they couldn’t care less, because they never wanted a post-season experience anyway!

Jeremy Lin: Possibly the only member of the 2012 Knicks that had any interest in playing in the NBA playoffs

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The Incredible Anti-Aging New York Football Giants!

February 8, 2012

The New York Football Giants are Super Bowl Champions – and they’ve never felt younger!

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Indy-cision 2012

January 4, 2012

The Indianapolis Colts won 8 fewer games this season than they did last year, playing an entire season without beloved franchise hero quarterback Peyton Manning. Naturally, this has made the Colts unsure if they should stick with their Man(ning) or take their chances with Luck.

Indy-Ceision 2012... They're even wearing the Republican/Democrat colors to make the analogy that much more obvious!

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It’s Always Chilly in Minneapolis

November 11, 2010

It’s a dark comedy, featuring blue humor and improvisational aspects. The season follows the exploits of the team, a group of egotistical players who are on the Minnesota Vikings, a relatively unsuccessful team in the NFL. If you haven’t been watching, I highly recommend the football sitcom, “It’s Always Chilly in  Minneapolis.”

Hairless Leader

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One Hitter Wonder: Maine Out as Early as Humanly Possible

May 21, 2010

New York Mets pitcher John Maine was pulled from yesterday’s game after just one batter that he didn’t even hit. Massive amounts of disagreement followed.

Los Mets Pitcher John Maine

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Colts Waste Chance for Perfection

December 28, 2009

If Indy wins the Superbowl, NFL  fans will always wonder if the Colts could have had perfection. If Indy does not win the Superbowl, fans will will always wonder if the Colts ruined their chances by sacrificing the best possible momentum going in the playoff: 16-straight wins.

To Jets: Merry Christmas! Love, Colts

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