Basketball Doesn’t Mean Enough to Dwayne Wade

September 7, 2012

According to his new book, “A Father First: How My Life Became Bigger Than Basketball,” basketball player Dwayne Wade does not put basketball first.

Wade’s Book – Buy It If You Support Fatherhood

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Erik Spoelstra Spanks Entire Miami Heat Team After No Good, Very Bad Game

May 18, 2012

Miami Heat Coach Erik Spoelstra was very upset after both stars Dwayne Wade and LeBron James forgot how to play basketball last night.

What they don’t want (ooh!), baby they got it!

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Dwayne Wade Totally Psyched That Lebron James Won MVP

May 14, 2012

Miami Heat superstar LeBron James won NBA’s MVP award for a third time and no one, I mean no one, is happier about it than teammate Dwayne Wade.

Dwayne Wade Stands Proud
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Knicks Never Even Wanted to Be in the Stupid Playoffs

May 3, 2012

Amare and Melo wondering what they’re doing still playing basketball when they really don’t have to at this point in the year

The New York Knicks are down 0-2 to the Miami Heat in the first round of the NBA playoffs, and they couldn’t care less, because they never wanted a post-season experience anyway!

Jeremy Lin: Possibly the only member of the 2012 Knicks that had any interest in playing in the NBA playoffs

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SPORTS CRIMES: Shameless Amounts of LeBron Speculation

June 2, 2010

With a classic rivalry of two top teams who have seemed to go about their businesses just fine without a King, predictions of who will win the NBA Finals are not quite as talked about as speculations of where LeBron James will end up next year.

No Uniform Yet Decided

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Wade Reminds NBA That He is Good, Team Is Not

February 23, 2009

Last night in the Florida vs. Florida not-very-anticipated NBA showdown, Dwayne Wade scored 50 points in a losing effort versus the Orlando Magic. The rest of the Miami Heat scored 49 points making it perfectly clear that Wade is better than his entire team combined and should consider joining the Harlem Globetrotters or maybe just any other NBA team.

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