NFL 2015 – Running a Loser Variety of Survivor Pool

September 10, 2015

(Wipes the figurative dust off this blog)

I did a Google image search for "NFL Loser" and, of course, this came up.

I did a Google image search for “NFL Loser” and, of course, this came up.

Hi! It’s me. I’ve been watching sports and not sharing my thoughts on it. For the past three NFL seasons, I’ve run suicide pools. These are great for people who want to care about games they otherwise wouldn’t/be more involved in football viewing, but not as involved as a fantasy team requires.

This season, I’m running the pool with a twist… instead of picking a team to win each week, you pick a team to lose each week.

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Week 4 NFL Power Rankings by Fan Feelings

September 25, 2013

The 2013 NFL season has been interesting and contained one fewer player suicide than last year, so far. Below is a list ranking every football team in order from which team’s fans are talking s**t down to which fans feel like they are eating s**t. NFL logos

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Overcoming False Adversity & Falsely Overcoming Adversity: The Manti Te’o & Lance Armstrong Stories

January 24, 2013
Livestrong in the media's eyes

Livestrong in the media’s eyes

Manti Te’o and Lance Armstrong are all over the news for their scandals. Though different (one talks to Katie Couric, the other to Oprah), each of these extraordinary athletes stooped to low levels in order to make their story a heroic tale of overcoming adversity.

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MNF Halftime Interviews: Da Bears vs. Women’s Bobsledding

November 6, 2012

In an effort to pollute every network with politics, in case you happened to somehow miss the Presidential campaign that has been going on for the past two years, the U.S. Presidential candidates appeared on ESPN at halftime of last night’s Monday Night Football game to not answer questions and mention football.

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New Fantasy Felons League Measures Players by Arrest, Probation and Jail Times

August 23, 2011

Expanding on the Fantasy Sports fad, a new league allows participants to draft athletes who score points through criminal misconduct.

If You're Happy and You Know It Go On Parole

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ESPN SportsNation Statistics

July 8, 2011

The Worldwide Loudmouths of Sports, ESPN has published data from its featured polls to SportsNation (not an internationally recognized country).

State Shapes Are As Abstract as Polls

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In an Attempt to Make Boston Fans Look Civilized, Vancouver Sets Itself on Fire

June 16, 2011

The "F!#K BOSTON" Sentiment is Shared By Many, But Usually With Less Fire

See title to be lured into reading this piece.

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