Erik Spoelstra Spanks Entire Miami Heat Team After No Good, Very Bad Game

May 18, 2012

Miami Heat Coach Erik Spoelstra was very upset after both stars Dwayne Wade and LeBron James forgot how to play basketball last night.

What they don’t want (ooh!), baby they got it!

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This Year’s NFL Draft to Feature 10% More Confetti

April 25, 2012

Aw at the Vast Quantity of Tiny Bits of Paper in the Air

In order to better highlight the celebratory tone just a little bit more, there will be 10% more confetti at this year’s NFL draft.

The NFL Draft Logo, However, Gets No Additional Confetti

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Bountygate Reveals NFL is Violent

March 5, 2012

A new scandal shows that a sport based on hitting and tackling in a league full of criminals may be just as barbaric as you probably imagine.

Gregg Williams Calls for a Cheek Fish Hook

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Q&A RE: NBA

November 8, 2011

With baseball’s over and having given hockey one game to impress me (it failed), it’s more apparent that there’s no NBA. How can this be, you may ask. Well, that’s just one of many questions I’ll make up answers to!

Is the NBA trying to avoid being the 1% so they don't have to pay the tax rate that the 1% doesn't have to pay but a lot of people want them to pay? Probably not.

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ESPN SportsNation Statistics

July 8, 2011

The Worldwide Loudmouths of Sports, ESPN has published data from its featured polls to SportsNation (not an internationally recognized country).

State Shapes Are As Abstract as Polls

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In an Attempt to Make Boston Fans Look Civilized, Vancouver Sets Itself on Fire

June 16, 2011

The "F!#K BOSTON" Sentiment is Shared By Many, But Usually With Less Fire

See title to be lured into reading this piece.

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