Seeking an Alternative Fantasy Football

December 11, 2013

I’m an NFL fan. Ever since I was little, I went to multiple Giants games every season. The excitement of football, the strategy (or lack thereof), the drama (or lack thereof), the sight of athletic talent (or lack thereof) hooked me. All NFL team logos

I don’t go anymore because the team priced out its fans by building the most expensive stadium ever made.  I still love football and follow it closely. I even bet on it sometimes. And I ran my office’s first ever suicide pool last year and had a perfect season, something I have to brag about because it was awesome.

But I don’t play fantasy football.

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Week 4 NFL Power Rankings by Fan Feelings

September 25, 2013

The 2013 NFL season has been interesting and contained one fewer player suicide than last year, so far. Below is a list ranking every football team in order from which team’s fans are talking s**t down to which fans feel like they are eating s**t. NFL logos

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Overcoming False Adversity & Falsely Overcoming Adversity: The Manti Te’o & Lance Armstrong Stories

January 24, 2013
Livestrong in the media's eyes

Livestrong in the media’s eyes

Manti Te’o and Lance Armstrong are all over the news for their scandals. Though different (one talks to Katie Couric, the other to Oprah), each of these extraordinary athletes stooped to low levels in order to make their story a heroic tale of overcoming adversity.

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Ain’t Talkin’ ‘Bout Guns: An NFL Case Study

December 14, 2012

It’s been rough to be a part of the NFL over the past two weeks. Three people who work for professional football teams have lost their lives; two players and a grounds crew member. Teams who have lost members of their organization the day before a game, however, are 3-0 this season.

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MNF Halftime Interviews: Da Bears vs. Women’s Bobsledding

November 6, 2012

In an effort to pollute every network with politics, in case you happened to somehow miss the Presidential campaign that has been going on for the past two years, the U.S. Presidential candidates appeared on ESPN at halftime of last night’s Monday Night Football game to not answer questions and mention football.

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Top NFL Draft Picks Debut the Fancy Suits They’ll Need for Court Later

April 27, 2012

The NFL is also a fashion show where top prospects show off proper courtroom attire that will likely be shown to a judge sometime in the near future.

To the surprise of no one, Andrew Luck is picked first in the 2012 NFL draft

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Bountygate Reveals NFL is Violent

March 5, 2012

A new scandal shows that a sport based on hitting and tackling in a league full of criminals may be just as barbaric as you probably imagine.

Gregg Williams Calls for a Cheek Fish Hook

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Gisele Bundchen Bombs First Ever Encounter with Hecklers

February 8, 2012

Supermodel Gisele Bundchen is a gorgeous woman who probably never had the experience of being heckled until Sunday night, when the New England Patriots lost to the New York Giants in the Super Bowl again.

Gissy and Tommy Talk Through Another Tough Loss

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Terrell Owens: “I Wonder if the NFL Thinks of me Even Half as Much as I Think of Them.”

January 25, 2012

Football player and flamboyant drama king, Terrell Owens told his personal trainer that he misses the NFL. After advising to spread the word that he’s interested in playing real professional football again, Owens said, “it’ll be different this time… I’ve changed, I promise I’ve changed!”

Terrell Owens Doing What He Does Best of Late, Crying

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Indy-cision 2012

January 4, 2012

The Indianapolis Colts won 8 fewer games this season than they did last year, playing an entire season without beloved franchise hero quarterback Peyton Manning. Naturally, this has made the Colts unsure if they should stick with their Man(ning) or take their chances with Luck.

Indy-Ceision 2012... They're even wearing the Republican/Democrat colors to make the analogy that much more obvious!

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