Roethlisgimper Plays With Less Power Than Candlestick Park

December 20, 2011

Big Ben Roethishamburglar gets a lot of respect and credit from sportscasters and analysts for being a tough, strong leader… the kind that would rape your sister in a bathroom. Unfortunately, while a bum left ankle may not slow one’s rape-roll, it drastically affects the ability to quarterback.

Candlelit Game

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Tim Tebow Turns Gatorade Into Wine

December 7, 2011

The End of Days

Tim Tebow: “Flood in visitors’ locker room just one of many plagues to come!”

And You Thought GB was Green Bay!

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In a Season Already Plagued With Injuries, A Fake One Gets Attention

September 22, 2011

Faker-faker playmaker? New York Giants Safety Deon Grant pretended he was hurt in Monday night’s game against the St. Louis Rams to slow down a no-huddle drive. The strategy worked, but now all over the NFL, people are crying about crying wolf.

Grant Goes Down

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Better Late Than Never: MLB Playoff Wild Card Race Gets Interesting

September 22, 2011

In order to get some attention back from the exciting opening weeks of the football, baseball has decided to make things interesting with a couple of wildcard races.

These Balls are For You!

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NFL Changes Rules for Non-Games in Upcoming Non-Season

March 24, 2011

NFL owners change the rules for kickoffs and instant replay next season… whenever that may be.

The Goal has Been Changed

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Tiki Barber Gives Up Retirement for Lent

March 9, 2011

Five years after his retirement from the NFL, following a failed attempt at a broadcasting career and a scandalous divorce last

"I feel as young as the chicks I hook up with," - What Tiki Barber wants to say about coming back to football

year, Tiki Barber is ready to be a comeback story… but it may be a short story for the highly criticized almost-36-year-old.

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Addressing Sports Rumors

January 7, 2011

It’s time to address some of the gossip topics floating around the sports world.

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Michael Vick is Being Abused

December 17, 2010

The Philadelphia Eagles have been complaining about the hits Michael Vick has taken. It’s abuse, really. But do defenses look to crush Michael Vick because he’s a criminal dog-murderer, or because he’s the quarterback and defenses like to to get to the quarterback?

The Fragile Soul That is Michael Vick

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Hines Sight

December 2, 2010

Veteran Pittsburgh Steelers WR Hines Ward made his opinion about the NFL known. They may or may not make sense. Depends on your definition of “sense”.

A Man of Many Wards

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Coaching from the Coaches Club

November 30, 2010

Enjoying a sweet hook up for the super pimped out Coaches Club at the New Meadowlands Stadium was an amazing experience that taught me why they call it the Coaches Club, and why it’s not worth $500+ per game (in addition to your PSL/small mortgage fee).

Coaches Club

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