NBA Fans: ‘You Can Cancel the Entire First Trimester of the Season for All We Care’

October 11, 2011

Commissioner David Stern said that a “gulf” separates both sides in the current NBA lockout. The good news is that the issues between NBA players and owners are metaphorically smaller than an ocean. The bad news is that his term makes the conflict sound like a gulf war.

A Logo That Explains It All

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In an Attempt to Make Boston Fans Look Civilized, Vancouver Sets Itself on Fire

June 16, 2011

The "F!#K BOSTON" Sentiment is Shared By Many, But Usually With Less Fire

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Rangers Impersonate Knicks by Blowing Lead, Game

April 21, 2011

The New York Rangers copied the New York Knicks by getting ahead before allowing their opponent to prevail with some gay feel-good come-from-behind penetration.

"Its jus me versus a bunch of old guys and Rondo" - Karma Low

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All Star Games

January 30, 2009

SchedAll Star Gamesuling the NHL All Star game for the bye weekend before the Superbowl was clever. With football resting and basketball season still early in its second trimester, I took a moment for the struggling league of the “big four” sports: hockey. I didn’t watch the All Star game. I tuned in for the actual entertaining portion of the festivities: the skills competition.

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