Jailed Burress Freed

June 6, 2011

Former New York Giants Wide Receiver Plaxico Burress was released from Oneida State Prison today. He spoke to the media wearing a Philadelphia Phillies hat to immediately market himself to a city whose football team that accepts criminals from the Virginia Beach area.

Freed Burress

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Guide to Getting Into the Playoffs When Your Team is Out

January 11, 2010

Bummed because your beloved NFL team didn’t make the playoffs? Harbor that resentment in the offseason and spend the postseason enjoying the more talented teams!

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Plaxi-Go to Jail

August 20, 2009

Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

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Vick Moves from Jailhouse to House Arrest

May 24, 2009

If you are excited that former Atlanta Falcons star Michael Vick is out of jail, you’re probably a cat person.
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Mike Vick Reality Show

April 20, 2009

When the going gets tough, the tough get reality.

Fallen star and PETA enemy Michael Vick is trying to be more productive than the average license-plate-producing inmate. He is looking for a reality television deal to follow his life as he tries to salvage his existence once he is released from prison on July 20th.

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