Basketball Doesn’t Mean Enough to Dwayne Wade

September 7, 2012

According to his new book, “A Father First: How My Life Became Bigger Than Basketball,” basketball player Dwayne Wade does not put basketball first.

Wade’s Book – Buy It If You Support Fatherhood

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Erik Spoelstra Spanks Entire Miami Heat Team After No Good, Very Bad Game

May 18, 2012

Miami Heat Coach Erik Spoelstra was very upset after both stars Dwayne Wade and LeBron James forgot how to play basketball last night.

What they don’t want (ooh!), baby they got it!

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Dwayne Wade Totally Psyched That Lebron James Won MVP

May 14, 2012

Miami Heat superstar LeBron James won NBA’s MVP award for a third time and no one, I mean no one, is happier about it than teammate Dwayne Wade.

Dwayne Wade Stands Proud
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Knicks Never Even Wanted to Be in the Stupid Playoffs

May 3, 2012

Amare and Melo wondering what they’re doing still playing basketball when they really don’t have to at this point in the year

The New York Knicks are down 0-2 to the Miami Heat in the first round of the NBA playoffs, and they couldn’t care less, because they never wanted a post-season experience anyway!

Jeremy Lin: Possibly the only member of the 2012 Knicks that had any interest in playing in the NBA playoffs

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ESPN SportsNation Statistics

July 8, 2011

The Worldwide Loudmouths of Sports, ESPN has published data from its featured polls to SportsNation (not an internationally recognized country).

State Shapes Are As Abstract as Polls

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In an Attempt to Make Boston Fans Look Civilized, Vancouver Sets Itself on Fire

June 16, 2011

The "F!#K BOSTON" Sentiment is Shared By Many, But Usually With Less Fire

See title to be lured into reading this piece.

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LeBron Apologizes for Saying “Retarded”, Not for Being Such

May 10, 2011

Lebron James Saying "Retarded"

In one of the biggest misstatements since Christina Aguilera said “From my own experience, great things come in small packages,” seemingly referring to herself as both “great” and “small,” Lebron James apologized yesterday for saying the word “retarded”, when he meant to say sorry for being such on July 8th of last year.

Lebron James Being Retarded

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