Knicks Never Even Wanted to Be in the Stupid Playoffs

May 3, 2012

Amare and Melo wondering what they’re doing still playing basketball when they really don’t have to at this point in the year

The New York Knicks are down 0-2 to the Miami Heat in the first round of the NBA playoffs, and they couldn’t care less, because they never wanted a post-season experience anyway!

Jeremy Lin: Possibly the only member of the 2012 Knicks that had any interest in playing in the NBA playoffs

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Rangers Impersonate Knicks by Blowing Lead, Game

April 21, 2011

The New York Rangers copied the New York Knicks by getting ahead before allowing their opponent to prevail with some gay feel-good come-from-behind penetration.

"Its jus me versus a bunch of old guys and Rondo" - Karma Low

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Baseball Being Baseball

April 13, 2011
The Boston Red Sox have the worst record in baseball. #ACompletelyFactualStatement 

Manny's Been Phoning It In For a While Now

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It’s Baseball!

April 2, 2011

In honor of the return of baseball, here’s my preview on what to expect from the 29 major league baseball teams and the Mets.

This is the Face of America

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One Hitter Wonder: Maine Out as Early as Humanly Possible

May 21, 2010

New York Mets pitcher John Maine was pulled from yesterday’s game after just one batter that he didn’t even hit. Massive amounts of disagreement followed.

Los Mets Pitcher John Maine

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Baseball’s Back, Back Again

April 6, 2009

Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, direct from the-offseason itself, it’s time for baseball in New York!

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