The New York Knicks are down 0-2 to the Miami Heat in the first round of the NBA playoffs, and they couldn’t care less, because they never wanted a post-season experience anyway!
Fans and sportscasters alike must refer to spring training and/or last season’s stats for another week or so, because baseball’s back, but it’s too soon to know stuff! Hey now, hey now – the pastime’s back!
The New York Rangers copied the New York Knicks by getting ahead before allowing their opponent to prevail with some gay feel-good come-from-behind penetration.
The Boston Red Sox have the worst record in baseball. #ACompletelyFactualStatement
In honor of the return of baseball, here’s my preview on what to expect from the 29 major league baseball teams and the Mets.
New York Mets pitcher John Maine was pulled from yesterday’s game after just one batter that he didn’t even hit. Massive amounts of disagreement followed.
Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, direct from the-offseason itself, it’s time for baseball in New York!