Week 4 NFL Power Rankings by Fan Feelings

September 25, 2013

The 2013 NFL season has been interesting and contained one fewer player suicide than last year, so far. Below is a list ranking every football team in order from which team’s fans are talking s**t down to which fans feel like they are eating s**t. NFL logos

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Vikings Waive Goodbye to Donovan McNabb

December 2, 2011

No More Soup for You!

"Wait? What happened?" - McNabb at least twice a game for 13 seasons

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Metrohole

December 14, 2010

Oh, the many wrongs about the collapsed Metrodome delayed Giants-Vikings game fiasco…

Wamp wamp

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Streaking Like Unwashed Undies

November 1, 2010

Brett Favre started his 292nd straight NFL game on Sunday, leading his team to another loss and sustaining another injury. The quarterback is committed to reversing the Humpty Dumpty theory and being put back together again. Regardless of whether it is actually good for him or the team.

Not Even Adrian Peterson's Crotch Can Save Him Now

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Number 1s

January 25, 2010
For the first time since 1993, the Superbowl will feature the top seeded teams in each conference. The New Orleans Saints and the Indianapolis Colts were perfect deep into the season, and are set to face off in Miami to decide which of the conference’s best teams is better.
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Minnesota Runs Up the Score, Dallas Sore

January 18, 2010

The Minnesota Vikings had a 24-point lead against the Dallas Cowboys yesterday with less than two minutes left and the ball on the Dallas Cowboys’ 11-yard line on Sunday in the NFL playoffs. Their decision to continue playing the game was not appreciated by the losers.

Dallas 3, Minnesota 34


Guess Who’s Back? Back again…

August 18, 2009

Of course, Brett Favre has signed a deal with the Minnesota Vikings as the local “Look at me, I can’t live without attention” guy.

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Don’t Call It a Comeback: Favre Whores Out to the Media, Round 54

May 7, 2009

Brett Farve is herpes, and the beginning of the off-season is the only time of year we get a quick dose of Valtrex. Read the rest of this entry »


Eagles Win, Don’t Look Good

January 30, 2009

Momentum was not the ex-factor that allowed the Eagles to win their way to a date with the Giants. I’m not sure if writers and reporters actually watched the Eagles beat the Vikings on Sunday. If they did, why would one write “[McNabb] led the Eagles…with brilliant throws” when the Eagles settled for four field goals on offense, adding to their terrible red zone stats for the season? This does not seem to be the working of “brilliant” quarterbacking. After admitting to not understanding overtime and its possible outcome, McNabb should never be described with any adjective related to “smart.” Yes, this privilege is also lost for Plaxico Burress who should’ve shot himself in the nuts because that’s what he deserves.

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