MNF Halftime Interviews: Da Bears vs. Women’s Bobsledding

November 6, 2012

In an effort to pollute every network with politics, in case you happened to somehow miss the Presidential campaign that has been going on for the past two years, the U.S. Presidential candidates appeared on ESPN at halftime of last night’s Monday Night Football game to not answer questions and mention football.

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Roethlisgimper Plays With Less Power Than Candlestick Park

December 20, 2011

Big Ben Roethishamburglar gets a lot of respect and credit from sportscasters and analysts for being a tough, strong leader… the kind that would rape your sister in a bathroom. Unfortunately, while a bum left ankle may not slow one’s rape-roll, it drastically affects the ability to quarterback.

Candlelit Game

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Metrohole

December 14, 2010

Oh, the many wrongs about the collapsed Metrodome delayed Giants-Vikings game fiasco…

Wamp wamp

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Correcting Albert Haynesworth

December 22, 2009

Last night the New York Giants looked like the 5-0 team I remember from the beginning of this season!

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The Bus Stops Here: Madden Retires

April 20, 2009

“Boom! Tough acting retirement.”

John Madden is retiring from broadcasting, he announced this week. The seventy-three year old wants to spend more time with his family and less time being unable to resist tasty stadium snacks.

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