Rangers Impersonate Knicks by Blowing Lead, Game

April 21, 2011

The New York Rangers copied the New York Knicks by getting ahead before allowing their opponent to prevail with some gay feel-good come-from-behind penetration.

"Its jus me versus a bunch of old guys and Rondo" - Karma Low

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It’s Baseball!

April 2, 2011

In honor of the return of baseball, here’s my preview on what to expect from the 29 major league baseball teams and the Mets.

This is the Face of America

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The NBA Dilemma

July 23, 2010

Free Agency Alliance

As NBA Free Agents join their friends to form Dream Teams, the level of competition in the NBA becomes even more unbalanced. If it weren’t for the fact that professional sports are businesses working towards profits, now could be a good time to reduce the number of teams in league… since so many of them are irrelevant anyway.

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ESPN: “OMG, Lebron Tweeted Something!”

July 8, 2010

Hi! We’re ESPN and we love King James, the Chosen One, James Christ Superstar. We cover Lebron 25/8, that’s how much we care! Lebron Sweepstakes is the best thing ever in the history of modern sport.

Lebron loves himself almost as much as we here at ESPN love him!!!

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Celebrate Good Championships All Offseason!

November 13, 2009

Celebrate Good Championships All Off-season! Do-do-do-do do do do do!

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Yankees Rollercoaster Season Drops Again

June 23, 2009

I was reading the paper on the train this morning and I saw “Yankees at Atlanta… Wang 0-5, 12.30.”

I was like, wow, why is that game on in the early afternoon?

The Aftermath of Chamberlain’s DUI

April 9, 2009

New York Yankee pitcher Joba Chamberlain kissed New York City’s ass in an attempt to eject his foot from his mouth after a police video of his October DUI arrest surfaced. The video showed the twenty-three year old expressing anger about New York drivers and making fun of the legendary Yogi Berra.

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Baseball’s Back, Back Again

April 6, 2009

Ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, direct from the-offseason itself, it’s time for baseball in New York!

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