Vikings Waive Goodbye to Donovan McNabb

December 2, 2011

No More Soup for You!

"Wait? What happened?" - McNabb at least twice a game for 13 seasons

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Jailed Burress Freed

June 6, 2011

Former New York Giants Wide Receiver Plaxico Burress was released from Oneida State Prison today. He spoke to the media wearing a Philadelphia Phillies hat to immediately market himself to a city whose football team that accepts criminals from the Virginia Beach area.

Freed Burress

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Michael Vick is Being Abused

December 17, 2010

The Philadelphia Eagles have been complaining about the hits Michael Vick has taken. It’s abuse, really. But do defenses look to crush Michael Vick because he’s a criminal dog-murderer, or because he’s the quarterback and defenses like to to get to the quarterback?

The Fragile Soul That is Michael Vick

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Jets Fan Spygate Lawsuit Heard in Philly Court

April 15, 2010

A city of obnoxious fans naturally empathize with the rabid Jets fan who sued the New England Patriots for being cheater-cheater-pumpkin eaters through their videotaping of New York Jets coaches.

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