With No 17-Year Olds Around, Mark Sanchez Asks Santonio Holmes to Be His Valentine

February 15, 2012

Despite the fact that Santonio Holmes is a decade older than Mark Sanchez’s usual dates, the Jets QB asked his WR over Twitter to be his Valentine.

Sanchez Wants Holmes to Fly Into His Arms

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Jailed Burress Freed

June 6, 2011

Former New York Giants Wide Receiver Plaxico Burress was released from Oneida State Prison today. He spoke to the media wearing a Philadelphia Phillies hat to immediately market himself to a city whose football team that accepts criminals from the Virginia Beach area.

Freed Burress

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Plaxi-Go to Jail

August 20, 2009

Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

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