February 15, 2012
Despite the fact that Santonio Holmes is a decade older than Mark Sanchez’s usual dates, the Jets QB asked his WR over Twitter to be his Valentine.

Sanchez Wants Holmes to Fly Into His Arms
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Football, NFL, Sports | Tagged: Be my valentine, dirty, foot, Kate Upton, mark sanchez, NFL, plaxico burress, QB, rex ryan, rub, santonio holmes, season, teammate, twitter, Valentine, WR |
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February 8, 2012
Supermodel Gisele Bundchen is a gorgeous woman who probably never had the experience of being heckled until Sunday night, when the New England Patriots lost to the New York Giants in the Super Bowl again.

Gissy and Tommy Talk Through Another Tough Loss
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Football, NFL, NY Giants, Sports | Tagged: analysts, beauty, Bill Belichick, brandon jacobs, championship, Claudia Schiffer, defensive end, eli manning, Football, Gisele Bundchen, hecklers, injury, intentional grounding, justin tuck, missed opportunity, model, mvp, New England Patriots, New York Giants, NFL, pussy, QB, receivers, rob gronkowski, running back, safety, Sports, superbowl xlvi, supermodel, tiki barber, Tom Brady, vagina |
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January 4, 2012
The Indianapolis Colts won 8 fewer games this season than they did last year, playing an entire season without beloved franchise hero quarterback Peyton Manning. Naturally, this has made the Colts unsure if they should stick with their Man(ning) or take their chances with Luck.

Indy-Ceision 2012... They're even wearing the Republican/Democrat colors to make the analogy that much more obvious!
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Football, NFL, Sports | Tagged: andrew luck, behind, best, cincinnati, coach, detroit, draft, Football, franchise, giants, hall of famer, jerry jones, luck, neck, New York Jets, NFL, old, options, peyton manning, QB, quarterback, raiders, redskins, rookie, ryan leaf, Superbowl, tandem, tony romo, young |
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December 20, 2011
Big Ben Roethishamburglar gets a lot of respect and credit from sportscasters and analysts for being a tough, strong leader… the kind that would rape your sister in a bathroom. Unfortunately, while a bum left ankle may not slow one’s rape-roll, it drastically affects the ability to quarterback.

Candlelit Game
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Football, NFL, Sports | Tagged: 49ers, ankle, big ben, credit, Donovan McNabb, dummy, electricity, Football, game, Harbaugh, leader, monday night football, NFL, omar epps, patrick willis, pitterburgh steelers, play, QB, respect, roethisberger, tough, victory |
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December 2, 2011
No More Soup for You!

"Wait? What happened?" - McNabb at least twice a game for 13 seasons
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Football, NFL, Personal Foul, Sports | Tagged: adrian peterson, cfl, donovan, jeers, McNabb, Minnesota Vikings, NFL, philadelphia, QB, quarterback, santa, season, soup, tavaris jacskon, veteran, waive, wilf |
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November 11, 2010
It’s a dark comedy, featuring blue humor and improvisational aspects. The season follows the exploits of the team, a group of egotistical players who are on the Minnesota Vikings, a relatively unsuccessful team in the NFL. If you haven’t been watching, I highly recommend the football sitcom, “It’s Always Chilly inĀ Minneapolis.”

Hairless Leader
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Football, NFL, Personal Foul, Sports | Tagged: brad childress, Brett Favre, chiacgo, chilly, coach, cowboys, drama, Football, harvin, minneapolis, NFL, players, QB, randy moss, sun-times, team |
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May 13, 2010
Dallas Cowboys quarterback and media spotlight lover Tony Romo opened himself to headlines like the one of this article by appearing on NBC’s weight loss show. Giants, Eagles and Redskins fans everywhere laugh.
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NFL, Sports | Tagged: biggest loser, Dallas Cowboys, golf, jerry jones, jessica simpson, masters, nbc, QB, starter, the price of beauty, tony romo, VH1 |
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