Seeking an Alternative Fantasy Football

December 11, 2013

I’m an NFL fan. Ever since I was little, I went to multiple Giants games every season. The excitement of football, the strategy (or lack thereof), the drama (or lack thereof), the sight of athletic talent (or lack thereof) hooked me. All NFL team logos

I don’t go anymore because the team priced out its fans by building the most expensive stadium ever made.  I still love football and follow it closely. I even bet on it sometimes. And I ran my office’s first ever suicide pool last year and had a perfect season, something I have to brag about because it was awesome.

But I don’t play fantasy football.

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This Year’s NFL Draft to Feature 10% More Confetti

April 25, 2012

Aw at the Vast Quantity of Tiny Bits of Paper in the Air

In order to better highlight the celebratory tone just a little bit more, there will be 10% more confetti at this year’s NFL draft.

The NFL Draft Logo, However, Gets No Additional Confetti

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Indy-cision 2012

January 4, 2012

The Indianapolis Colts won 8 fewer games this season than they did last year, playing an entire season without beloved franchise hero quarterback Peyton Manning. Naturally, this has made the Colts unsure if they should stick with their Man(ning) or take their chances with Luck.

Indy-Ceision 2012... They're even wearing the Republican/Democrat colors to make the analogy that much more obvious!

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Vikings Waive Goodbye to Donovan McNabb

December 2, 2011

No More Soup for You!

"Wait? What happened?" - McNabb at least twice a game for 13 seasons

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Michael Vick is Being Abused

December 17, 2010

The Philadelphia Eagles have been complaining about the hits Michael Vick has taken. It’s abuse, really. But do defenses look to crush Michael Vick because he’s a criminal dog-murderer, or because he’s the quarterback and defenses like to to get to the quarterback?

The Fragile Soul That is Michael Vick

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Beauty is Only Symmetry Deep

September 3, 2009

In an attempt to offer a non-story to attract People or US Magazine readers to the once highly regarded circulation that is the Wall Street Journal, the daily publication listed top 10 best-looking NFL quarterbacks, ranked by how symmetrical their faces are. But the statistics just may prove that the science of beauty is not as accurate or fun as the practice of ranking looks by creative opinion.

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Manning a Deal

August 6, 2009

I support paying Eli Manning like he’s some soccer star because hey, he won THE Superbowl Championship of all Superbowl Championships. Do you remember how undefeated those Patriots were? Giants Cowboys Football

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