With No 17-Year Olds Around, Mark Sanchez Asks Santonio Holmes to Be His Valentine

February 15, 2012

Despite the fact that Santonio Holmes is a decade older than Mark Sanchez’s usual dates, the Jets QB asked his WR over Twitter to be his Valentine.

Sanchez Wants Holmes to Fly Into His Arms

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Vikings Waive Goodbye to Donovan McNabb

December 2, 2011

No More Soup for You!

"Wait? What happened?" - McNabb at least twice a game for 13 seasons

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NBA Fans: ‘You Can Cancel the Entire First Trimester of the Season for All We Care’

October 11, 2011

Commissioner David Stern said that a “gulf” separates both sides in the current NBA lockout. The good news is that the issues between NBA players and owners are metaphorically smaller than an ocean. The bad news is that his term makes the conflict sound like a gulf war.

A Logo That Explains It All

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ESPN SportsNation Statistics

July 8, 2011

The Worldwide Loudmouths of Sports, ESPN has published data from its featured polls to SportsNation (not an internationally recognized country).

State Shapes Are As Abstract as Polls

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Baseball Being Baseball

April 13, 2011
The Boston Red Sox have the worst record in baseball. #ACompletelyFactualStatement 

Manny's Been Phoning It In For a While Now

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Week 1 vs. Washington

September 14, 2009

As the teams line up for kickoff, the slow tolling a the AC/DC “Hells Bells” blast through Giants Stadium to ring in the game and the new season. Read the rest of this entry »