World Cup Finals: Spain vs. Netherlands
I’m not into soccer. It’s a real sport, requiring talent and strategy, but not much happens for the majority of the game. There are very few shots on goal, most of which don’t even come close. I turned on the World Cup Championship after 105 minutes had been played and there was no score. I decided both teams should lose. The Yankee game was in the 2nd inning and they had already scored twice. As I waited for the clock to count up to impending shootout doom (having no idea when that would actually be, since the count up system does not inform of the future of the game, merely the past), a goal was finally scored.
Congrats to Spain, for winning the battle of the less exhausted.
Now that the USA is out of the World Cup, we can return to our regularly scheduled programming: baseball.
I support paying Eli Manning like he’s some soccer star because hey, he won THE Superbowl Championship of all Superbowl Championships. Do you remember how undefeated those Patriots were?