Week 4 NFL Power Rankings by Fan Feelings

September 25, 2013

The 2013 NFL season has been interesting and contained one fewer player suicide than last year, so far. Below is a list ranking every football team in order from which team’s fans are talking s**t down to which fans feel like they are eating s**t. NFL logos

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Overcoming False Adversity & Falsely Overcoming Adversity: The Manti Te’o & Lance Armstrong Stories

January 24, 2013
Livestrong in the media's eyes

Livestrong in the media’s eyes

Manti Te’o and Lance Armstrong are all over the news for their scandals. Though different (one talks to Katie Couric, the other to Oprah), each of these extraordinary athletes stooped to low levels in order to make their story a heroic tale of overcoming adversity.

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The Incredible Anti-Aging New York Football Giants!

February 8, 2012

The New York Football Giants are Super Bowl Champions – and they’ve never felt younger!

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Gisele Bundchen Bombs First Ever Encounter with Hecklers

February 8, 2012

Supermodel Gisele Bundchen is a gorgeous woman who probably never had the experience of being heckled until Sunday night, when the New England Patriots lost to the New York Giants in the Super Bowl again.

Gissy and Tommy Talk Through Another Tough Loss

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New Fantasy Felons League Measures Players by Arrest, Probation and Jail Times

August 23, 2011

Expanding on the Fantasy Sports fad, a new league allows participants to draft athletes who score points through criminal misconduct.

If You're Happy and You Know It Go On Parole

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ESPN SportsNation Statistics

July 8, 2011

The Worldwide Loudmouths of Sports, ESPN has published data from its featured polls to SportsNation (not an internationally recognized country).

State Shapes Are As Abstract as Polls

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Rangers Impersonate Knicks by Blowing Lead, Game

April 21, 2011

The New York Rangers copied the New York Knicks by getting ahead before allowing their opponent to prevail with some gay feel-good come-from-behind penetration.

"Its jus me versus a bunch of old guys and Rondo" - Karma Low

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