Burnett Tries to Help Yankee Fans By Getting Himself Hurt

July 19, 2010

The Yankees Pitcher, Like Yankee Fans, Is Not Happy with His Poor Performance

Struggling New York Yankees starting pitcher A.J. Burnett slammed his hands against the Yankee clubhouse doors on Saturday in an another failed attempt to help his team.

A.J. Burnett

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SPORTS CRIMES: Umpire Robs Pitcher of Perfect Game

June 3, 2010

Detroit Starting Pitcher Armando Galarraga covered first base, took the throw from second in time to make the 27th  straight out in the 9th inning to complete his perfect game… except that Umpire Jim Joyce blew the call, allowing Cleveland’s Jason Donald to be ruled safe, despite needing an extra stride to hit the bag. Galarraga’s game may have been perfect, but Joyce’s wasn’t and neither is the game of baseball as we know it.

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One Hitter Wonder: Maine Out as Early as Humanly Possible

May 21, 2010

New York Mets pitcher John Maine was pulled from yesterday’s game after just one batter that he didn’t even hit. Massive amounts of disagreement followed.

Los Mets Pitcher John Maine

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Pedro Becomes Philified

July 16, 2009

In a move to piss off two-former-teams-with-one-signing effort, starting pitcher Pedro Martinez has agreed on a contract with the NL East leading Philadelphia Phillies.

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