Knicks Never Even Wanted to Be in the Stupid Playoffs

May 3, 2012

Amare and Melo wondering what they’re doing still playing basketball when they really don’t have to at this point in the year

The New York Knicks are down 0-2 to the Miami Heat in the first round of the NBA playoffs, and they couldn’t care less, because they never wanted a post-season experience anyway!

Jeremy Lin: Possibly the only member of the 2012 Knicks that had any interest in playing in the NBA playoffs

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Streaking Like Unwashed Undies

November 1, 2010

Brett Favre started his 292nd straight NFL game on Sunday, leading his team to another loss and sustaining another injury. The quarterback is committed to reversing the Humpty Dumpty theory and being put back together again. Regardless of whether it is actually good for him or the team.

Not Even Adrian Peterson's Crotch Can Save Him Now

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