Week 4 NFL Power Rankings by Fan Feelings

September 25, 2013

The 2013 NFL season has been interesting and contained one fewer player suicide than last year, so far. Below is a list ranking every football team in order from which team’s fans are talking s**t down to which fans feel like they are eating s**t. NFL logos

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Indy-cision 2012

January 4, 2012

The Indianapolis Colts won 8 fewer games this season than they did last year, playing an entire season without beloved franchise hero quarterback Peyton Manning. Naturally, this has made the Colts unsure if they should stick with their Man(ning) or take their chances with Luck.

Indy-Ceision 2012... They're even wearing the Republican/Democrat colors to make the analogy that much more obvious!

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Tony Romo Confirms Identity as Biggest Loser

May 13, 2010

Dallas Cowboys quarterback and media spotlight lover Tony Romo opened himself to headlines like the one of this article by appearing on NBC’s weight loss show. Giants, Eagles and Redskins fans everywhere laugh.

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Minnesota Runs Up the Score, Dallas Sore

January 18, 2010

The Minnesota Vikings had a 24-point lead against the Dallas Cowboys yesterday with less than two minutes left and the ball on the Dallas Cowboys’ 11-yard line on Sunday in the NFL playoffs. Their decision to continue playing the game was not appreciated by the losers.

Dallas 3, Minnesota 34


Big Blue: Bigger than Big D Head-to-Head in 2009!!!

December 7, 2009

If the Giants do nothing else with this season, at least they’ll have the glory of defeating Dallas.

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Beauty is Only Symmetry Deep

September 3, 2009

In an attempt to offer a non-story to attract People or US Magazine readers to the once highly regarded circulation that is the Wall Street Journal, the daily publication listed top 10 best-looking NFL quarterbacks, ranked by how symmetrical their faces are. But the statistics just may prove that the science of beauty is not as accurate or fun as the practice of ranking looks by creative opinion.

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Romo Sends Chick into Sea

July 15, 2009

Us Magazine, America’s most trusted tabloid, has reported that Dallas Cowboys star quarterback Tony Romo broke up with pop tart, but never quite pop star, and young botox fan, Jessica Simpson.

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