Number 1s

January 25, 2010
For the first time since 1993, the Superbowl will feature the top seeded teams in each conference. The New Orleans Saints and the Indianapolis Colts were perfect deep into the season, and are set to face off in Miami to decide which of the conference’s best teams is better.
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Tim Tebow Sucks

January 22, 2010

In an effort to emulate, yet overdo Kurt Warner, holy water drinker Tim Tebow will present his Christian-influenced political views on the biggest stage in television advertising: a Superbowl commercial.

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Minnesota Runs Up the Score, Dallas Sore

January 18, 2010

The Minnesota Vikings had a 24-point lead against the Dallas Cowboys yesterday with less than two minutes left and the ball on the Dallas Cowboys’ 11-yard line on Sunday in the NFL playoffs. Their decision to continue playing the game was not appreciated by the losers.

Dallas 3, Minnesota 34

Jose Canseco Injected Mark McGwire, Everyone

January 12, 2010

Mark McGwire admitted to using steroids during his career, which is equivalent to NBC admitting they have no idea how to manage a late night line-up. Just more stuff everybody already knew. Of course, the story couldn’t be out for long before Jose Canseco added his recollection of the times he injected every single player in baseball.

BFFs McGwire & Canseco in the Golden Age of Roid Rage

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Guide to Getting Into the Playoffs When Your Team is Out

January 11, 2010

Bummed because your beloved NFL team didn’t make the playoffs? Harbor that resentment in the offseason and spend the postseason enjoying the more talented teams!

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Ochocinco Tests His Knee… In Bed

January 7, 2010

Chad Johnson, now known as Ochocinco, has self-diagnosed his questionable knee as okay after some bedroom activities.

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Another Good Day for Jayson Williams’ Lawyer

January 5, 2010

You know what’s fun to do between court dates? Schedule more court dates!

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