The Incredible Anti-Aging New York Football Giants!

February 8, 2012

The New York Football Giants are Super Bowl Champions – and they’ve never felt younger!

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Gisele Bundchen Bombs First Ever Encounter with Hecklers

February 8, 2012

Supermodel Gisele Bundchen is a gorgeous woman who probably never had the experience of being heckled until Sunday night, when the New England Patriots lost to the New York Giants in the Super Bowl again.

Gissy and Tommy Talk Through Another Tough Loss

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Jailed Burress Freed

June 6, 2011

Former New York Giants Wide Receiver Plaxico Burress was released from Oneida State Prison today. He spoke to the media wearing a Philadelphia Phillies hat to immediately market himself to a city whose football team that accepts criminals from the Virginia Beach area.

Freed Burress

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Tiki Barber Gives Up Retirement for Lent

March 9, 2011

Five years after his retirement from the NFL, following a failed attempt at a broadcasting career and a scandalous divorce last

"I feel as young as the chicks I hook up with," - What Tiki Barber wants to say about coming back to football

year, Tiki Barber is ready to be a comeback story… but it may be a short story for the highly criticized almost-36-year-old.

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Metrohole

December 14, 2010

Oh, the many wrongs about the collapsed Metrodome delayed Giants-Vikings game fiasco…

Wamp wamp

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Coaching from the Coaches Club

November 30, 2010

Enjoying a sweet hook up for the super pimped out Coaches Club at the New Meadowlands Stadium was an amazing experience that taught me why they call it the Coaches Club, and why it’s not worth $500+ per game (in addition to your PSL/small mortgage fee).

Coaches Club

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Phreakin’ Philly

November 22, 2010

The Giants D hadn’t played for 3 weeks (no show, not needed during blow out, bye week)… which meant at least they were well rested for a Sunday Night showdown against the Eagles.

NFC East Top Teams (so far)

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I’ve Got Questions, I’ve Got Answers

October 11, 2010

MLB divisional series and NFL Week 5. I sit down with me to discuss.

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Jets at Dolphins: An AFC East Sunday Night Story

September 27, 2010

NBC dubbed Sunday nights’ AFC East match-up between the New York Jets and the Miami Dolphins as Futbol Americano. The Spanish theme was supposedly for Hispanic Heritage Month, but may have been a subtle promotion for some sort of baseball-football Black-Spanish exchange program. Looking for the minority mix up, since baseball has been itching for more black players and there are plenty to be found in the NFL, which could benefit from stealing some soccer fans. Even though NBC showed the score with the team names reading “Jets de Nuevo York” and “Dolphins de Miami”, it doesn’t make Mark Sanchez seem any more Mexican.

Futbol Americano: Mas Interesante de Soccer!

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L.T. – Lost it Totally

May 18, 2010

Oh, Lawrence Taylor! I had the same feeling when I found out that LT raped a 16-year old as I did when I found out he was doing Dancing with the Stars… which is something like, “Great, now I have to make sure people know that I only like him as an athlete and not at all as person.”

Lawrence Taylor

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