World Champion St. Louis Cardinals Focused On Reminding Public That They’re The World Champions

April 19, 2012

The World Champion St. Louis Cardinals Championship Team

The World Champion St. Louis Cardinals would like to make sure that people are aware that they are the reigning World Champions by noting their World Champion status as often as possible.

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Now That The Yankees Have Had Time to Set Up a Killer Party for Him, Jorge Posada Officially Announces Retirement

January 27, 2012

Months after most baseball fans assumed he would retire, and weeks after it was informally announced that he would retire, Jorge Posada actually said the words, “I’m going to retire.”

Say Goodbye to Jorge and His Chins

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MLB Working to Ensure World Series is Always a Rematch

November 17, 2011

Major League Baseball is going in for a realignment… because why should the National Basketball Association be the only league pissing off their fans right now?

Soon There Will Be One Two-Sided Bird

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Yankees Avenge 2004 With Calculated, Dramatic Loss

September 29, 2011

Minutes after Boston lost in Camden Yards, the Yankees gave up a home run to Tampa Bay’s Evan Longoria.”That was easy,” Scott Proctor said.

Wamp wamp

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Billy Crystal to Pitch Final Game of Season for Yankees

September 27, 2011

Crystal at Practice Tuesday

Looking to literally “play” the last series of the season, the Yankees have named the longtime fan and lovable comedian Billy Crystal the starting pitcher for Wednesday’s final game of the regular season.

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Better Late Than Never: MLB Playoff Wild Card Race Gets Interesting

September 22, 2011

In order to get some attention back from the exciting opening weeks of the football, baseball has decided to make things interesting with a couple of wildcard races.

These Balls are For You!

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Just Manny Beating (Mrs.) Manny

September 13, 2011

Manny Ramirez was arrested for allegedly slapping his wife during a dispute at their South Florida home. Who won the dispute is still unknown.

Manny Mugshot

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Baseball Players in Heat

July 22, 2011

It’s gotten hot out there – so hot – but some people can’t be gettin’ so hot that they’re gunna take their clothes off. We talked to Major League Baseball players in their double knit polyester uniforms about the countrywide heatwave.

We're Gunna Need More Deoderant

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ESPN SportsNation Statistics

July 8, 2011

The Worldwide Loudmouths of Sports, ESPN has published data from its featured polls to SportsNation (not an internationally recognized country).

State Shapes Are As Abstract as Polls

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