Roethlisgimper Plays With Less Power Than Candlestick Park

December 20, 2011

Big Ben Roethishamburglar gets a lot of respect and credit from sportscasters and analysts for being a tough, strong leader… the kind that would rape your sister in a bathroom. Unfortunately, while a bum left ankle may not slow one’s rape-roll, it drastically affects the ability to quarterback.

Candlelit Game

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Tim Tebow Turns Gatorade Into Wine

December 7, 2011

The End of Days

Tim Tebow: “Flood in visitors’ locker room just one of many plagues to come!”

And You Thought GB was Green Bay!

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Vikings Waive Goodbye to Donovan McNabb

December 2, 2011

No More Soup for You!

"Wait? What happened?" - McNabb at least twice a game for 13 seasons

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