Dear NFL, Can we please challenge the bad calls you later admit are bad calls?

September 20, 2015

As a New York Giants football fan, last Sunday night was rough for me. One of the most difficult parts of that frustrating and tough loss to the rival Dallas Cowboys, was two terrible calls by the officials. On Thursday, the NFL told the team that they did make mistakes in important calls in the game. This only adds to the frustration of a very imperfect game.

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Seeking an Alternative Fantasy Football

December 11, 2013

I’m an NFL fan. Ever since I was little, I went to multiple Giants games every season. The excitement of football, the strategy (or lack thereof), the drama (or lack thereof), the sight of athletic talent (or lack thereof) hooked me. All NFL team logos

I don’t go anymore because the team priced out its fans by building the most expensive stadium ever made.  I still love football and follow it closely. I even bet on it sometimes. And I ran my office’s first ever suicide pool last year and had a perfect season, something I have to brag about because it was awesome.

But I don’t play fantasy football.

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Week 4 NFL Power Rankings by Fan Feelings

September 25, 2013

The 2013 NFL season has been interesting and contained one fewer player suicide than last year, so far. Below is a list ranking every football team in order from which team’s fans are talking s**t down to which fans feel like they are eating s**t. NFL logos

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Overcoming False Adversity & Falsely Overcoming Adversity: The Manti Te’o & Lance Armstrong Stories

January 24, 2013
Livestrong in the media's eyes

Livestrong in the media’s eyes

Manti Te’o and Lance Armstrong are all over the news for their scandals. Though different (one talks to Katie Couric, the other to Oprah), each of these extraordinary athletes stooped to low levels in order to make their story a heroic tale of overcoming adversity.

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Ain’t Talkin’ ‘Bout Guns: An NFL Case Study

December 14, 2012

It’s been rough to be a part of the NFL over the past two weeks. Three people who work for professional football teams have lost their lives; two players and a grounds crew member. Teams who have lost members of their organization the day before a game, however, are 3-0 this season.

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MNF Halftime Interviews: Da Bears vs. Women’s Bobsledding

November 6, 2012

In an effort to pollute every network with politics, in case you happened to somehow miss the Presidential campaign that has been going on for the past two years, the U.S. Presidential candidates appeared on ESPN at halftime of last night’s Monday Night Football game to not answer questions and mention football.

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Top NFL Draft Picks Debut the Fancy Suits They’ll Need for Court Later

April 27, 2012

The NFL is also a fashion show where top prospects show off proper courtroom attire that will likely be shown to a judge sometime in the near future.

To the surprise of no one, Andrew Luck is picked first in the 2012 NFL draft

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This Year’s NFL Draft to Feature 10% More Confetti

April 25, 2012

Aw at the Vast Quantity of Tiny Bits of Paper in the Air

In order to better highlight the celebratory tone just a little bit more, there will be 10% more confetti at this year’s NFL draft.

The NFL Draft Logo, However, Gets No Additional Confetti

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Bountygate Reveals NFL is Violent

March 5, 2012

A new scandal shows that a sport based on hitting and tackling in a league full of criminals may be just as barbaric as you probably imagine.

Gregg Williams Calls for a Cheek Fish Hook

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With No 17-Year Olds Around, Mark Sanchez Asks Santonio Holmes to Be His Valentine

February 15, 2012

Despite the fact that Santonio Holmes is a decade older than Mark Sanchez’s usual dates, the Jets QB asked his WR over Twitter to be his Valentine.

Sanchez Wants Holmes to Fly Into His Arms

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